Christina Aguilera sang the American national anthem at that Super Bowl thing on Sunday, but much to the dismay of Americans everywhere, she ballsed it right up. Like a total idiot, she got one line slightly wrong and now America is tarnished for all time.
For those who’ve somehow missed this major international crisis, she sang: “What so proudly we watched at the twilight’s last [and then something ending in ‘eaming’ that no one can agree on]”, when she should have sung “O’er the ramparts we watch’d, were so gallantly streaming”.
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