Woman Claims Diddy Caused The World Trade Centers To Collapse

A woman, Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks, recently filed a court order against Sean Combs saying he conspired to topple the World Trade Center. Turks swears she and Diddy dated and have a son together as well, and that one of Diddy‘s long-term loves, Kim Porter, and Rodney King (of all people) were in on the WTC destruction.

Turks writes:

“[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. he put my baby in a wheelchair.”

Also part of the allegations? Diddy apparently date raped her and stole her casino chip worth over “100 zillions of dollars.”

Well, yes, she sounds sane, right? Right as rain.